If You Make A Fool Of Yourself

I Have Come To Know Bugs So Well That I No Longer Have To Think About What He Is Doing In Any Situation. I Let The Part Of Me That Is Bugs Come To The Surface, Knowing, With Regret, That I Can Never Match His Marvelous Confidence.

If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front Of A Cat, He Will Sneer At You, If You Are Sober; He Will Leave The Room If You Are Drunk. If You Make A Fool Of Yourself In Front A Dog, He Will Make A Fool Of Himself, Too.

When A Young Artist Asked Me For Advice On Drawing The Human Foot, I Told Him, ‘the First Thing You Must Learn Is How To Take Your Shoe Off, And Then How To Take Your Sock Off, Then Prop Your Leg Up Carefully On Your Other Knee, Take A Piece Of Paper, And Draw Your Foot.’

Fog And Smog Should Not Be Confused And Are Easily Separated By Color. Fog Is About The Color Of The Insides Of An Old Split Wet Summer Cottage Mattress; Smog Is The Color And Consistency Of A Wet Potato Chip Soaked In A Motorman’s Glove.

I Have To Think As Bugs Bunny, Not Of Bugs Bunny.