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Your Guess Is As Good As Mine. Better Probably, Because You Haven't Had Four Beers.

For Most Celebrities, The Biggest Meal Of The Day Is Toothpaste (they Use Reduced-fat Crest).

We Idolized The Beatles, Except For Those Of Us Who Idolized The Rolling Stones, Who In Those Days Still Had Many Of Their Original Teeth.

Found A Smoldering Cigarette Left By A Horse.

By Today's Beauty Standards, Of Course, Marilyn Monroe Was An Oil Tanker.