If You Live Among Dogs, Keep A

Call It What You Will, Incentives Are What Get People To Work Harder.

Gagarin Flew Into Space, But Didn't See Any God There.

He Who Cannot Eat Horsemeat Need Not Do So. Let Him Eat Pork. But He Who Cannot Eat Pork, Let Him Eat Horsemeat. It's Simply A Question Of Taste.

I Worked At A Factory Owned By Germans, At Coal Pits Owned By Frenchmen, And At A Chemical Plant Owned By Belgians. There I Discovered Something About Capitalists. They Are All Alike, Whatever The Nationality. All They Wanted From Me Was The Most Work For The Least Money That Kept Me Alive. So I Became A Communist.

Without Spam, We Wouldn't Have Been Able To Feed Our Army.