If You Listen To My Record, I'm

I Played Saxophone And Trumpet. Pretty Nerdy.

I Just Think That Gay Men Have Much Better Taste Than Any Straight Man I Have Met. I Have Never Gotten Any Grief About Having A Good Time, Being Unapologetic, And Irreverent From A Gay Man.

The People Who Come To My Shows Have Dollar Signs Drawn All Over Them. They Have Blue Lipstick. I Call Them My Animals Because They Just Go Totally Mental.

I'm Obsessed With Beards. First Of All, Beards Make You Look Like More Of An Animal. Second, I Kind Of Like Biting Beards; It's A Pastime Of Mine. And When I Make Out With A Dude Who Has A Beard - Who Are The Only Kinds Of Dudes I Make Out With - Then My Glitter Gets Stuck In Their Beards, And Then No Other Chick Will Make Out With Them For At Least Three Days.

I'm Over Dudes Trying To Look Like They're In Boy Bands.