If You Know Two Languages, The Level

You Can Turn Painful Situations Around Through Laughter. If You Can Find Humor In Anything, Even Poverty, You Can Survive It.

My Eleven Year Old Daughter Mopes Around The House All Day Waiting For Her Breasts To Grow.

And So The Dentist Says 'rinse.' So You Lean Over, And You're Lookin' At This Miniature Toilet Bowl.

Nobody Ever Says, "can I Have Your Beets?

I Have To Follow My Thoughts And Mine For The Gold. I Have To Dig It Out.