If You Heard Me Sing, You Would

All Of My Friends Went To College And I Got A Job At Circle Pizza, Where I Worked For 24 Hours. I Had To Call My Mother Four Times To Ask Her How To Spell Parmesan. I'm Not Kidding. I Was A Terrible Speller. I Think I Was Really Nervous That I Somehow Didn't Feel Right Out In The World In That Way.

I'm Sporting Some Really Blonde Hair Because I Live In Hollywood And I'm An Actress.

All My Friends Went To The Madonna Concert When I Was In, Maybe, The 9th Grade, And My Mother Refused To Let Me Go.

It's Ok To Sit In The Golden Globe Room And Look Around And Think, 'oh, Helen Mirren's A Loser Tonight, So Is Nicole Kidman. Meryl Streep Lost Tonight. Jessica Lange Didn't Win.' If You're Gonna Be In The Company Of Losers, That's The Company To Be In.

I Have Been Sitting Around Waiting For An Opportunity To Get To Do Something That Matters For So Long. Not Just That Matters In The World, Which I Think That Season, In Particular, Had A Very Important Meaning For A Lot Of People, But For Me, As An Actress.