If You Haven't Heard A Good Rumour

The Zombie Sex, I Have No Idea. It Must Be Like Tantric Sex.

I Used To Have Mad Cow's Disease, But I'm Alright Nooooooooow.

Who Discovered We Could Get Milk From Cows, And What Did He Think He Was Doing At The Time?

When You're Eating Something And Someone Asks 'is That Nice?' No It's Really Revolting - I Always Eat Stuff I Hate.

I've Been A Poser For F--ing Years. I Say, Pose Your Arse Off. You Know, Have A Laugh.