If You Have Time Don't Wait For

O Lazy Bones! Dost Thou Think God Would Have Given Thee Arms And Legs, If He Had Not Design'd Thou Should'st Use Them?

Nothing In The World Is Certain Except For Death And Taxes.

After All, Wedlock Is The Natural State Of Man. A Bachelor Is Not A Complete Human Being. He Is Like The Odd Half Of A Pair Of Scissors, Which Has Not Yet Found Its Fellow, And Therefore Is Not Even Half So Useful As They Might Be Together.

Employ Thy Time Well, If Thou Meanest To Gain Leisure.

She That Paints Her Face, Thinks Of Her Tail.