I Am An Only Child. I Have

I Foresee Death By Culture Shock.

90 Per Cent Of Success Is Turning Up.

I Had A Terrible Education. I Attended A School For Emotionally Disturbed Teachers.

For Some Reason It Gives People Pleasure To Equate The Life Of Certain Movie Actors Or Actresses With Their Actual Lives.

Who's The Bigger Idiot, The Idiot Or The Idiot Who Gets Fooled By The Idiot?