If You Have A Job Without Aggravations,

Knowing When To Keep Your Mouth Shut Is Invariably More Important Than Opening It At The Right Time.

Things There Are No Solution To: Inflation, Bureaucracy & Dandruff.

None Of My Other Investments Give Me The Joy That Autographs Do Because They Make Me Feel That I Am Holding A Piece Of History In My Hands.

Real Writers-that Is, Capital W Writers-rarely Make Much Money. Their Biggest Reward Is The Occasional Reader's Response.... Commentators-in-print Voicing Big Fat Opinions-you Might Call Us Small W Writers-get Considerably More Feedback Than Writers. The Letters I Personally Find Most Flattering Are Not The Very Rare Ones That Speak Well Of My Editorials, But The Occasional Reader Who Wants To Know Who Writes Them. I Always Happily Assume The Letter-writers Is Implying That The Editorials Are So Good That I Couldn't Have Written Them Myself.

If You've Had A Good Time Playing The Game, You're A Winner Even If You Lose.