If You Gotta Kill Two Birds, Might

They Probably Would've Taken Jesus If He Hadn't Been Nailed Down.

The People I Respect All Died Broke And Despairing. They Didn't Leave A Lot Of Hammered Iron Behind Them Like Donald Trump Has Done.

When I'm Governor... I'll Be The First Governor With A Listed Telephone Number.

People May Surprise You With Unexpected Kindness. Dogs Have A Depth Of Loyalty That Often We Seem Unworthy Of. But The Love Of A Cat Is A Blessing, A Privilege In This World.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.