If You Go Into A Battle, It's

The Reason There Are So Many Tree-lined Boulevards In Paris Is So The German Army Can March In The Shade.

If I Could Have Three Wishes, One Would Be To Take An '88 And Shove That Barrel Up Hitler's Ass So That Cocksucker Can Cry Like The Little God-damned Girl He Is. And Hell, After That, I Wouldn't Need Two More Wishes.

War Is Simple, Direct, And Ruthless.

Lack Of Orders Is No Excuse For Inaction.

No Bastard Ever Won A War By Dying For His Country. He Won It By Making The Other Poor Dumb Bastard Die For His Country.