If You Don't Vote, You're A Moron.

Confession Is A Sacred Rite Enhanced By Allegory, Exaggeration, And Lies.

Even Though It's Warm Here In L.a., People Still Have To Wear Layers - At Least Until Their Plastic Surgery Heals.

Canada Is Not The Party. Its The Apartment Above The Party.

....maybe Fear Is God's Way Of Saying, "pay Attention, This Could Be Fun.

It's Very Interesting To Know What People Are Doing While You're Working On Late-night Television.