If You Don't Throw It, They Can't

I Never Had A Bad Night In My Life, But I've Had A Few Bad Mornings.

A Lot Of Things Run Through Your Head When You're Going In To Relieve In A Tight Spot. One Of Them Was, "should I Spike Myself?"

I'd Rather Not Throw The Ball At All.

The Secret Of My Success Was Clean Living And A Fast Outfield.

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.