If You Don't Know What You Want

A Bore Is Someone Who Persists In Holding His Own Views After We Have Enlightened Him With Ours.

Too Many People Overvalue What They Are Not And Undervalue What They Are.

I Made My Money The Old-fashioned Way. I Was Very Nice To A Wealthy Relative Right Before He Died.

On New York's Palm Restaurant: Their Steaks Are Often Good, But The Lobsters-with Claws The Size Of Arnold Schwarzenegger's Forearms-are As Glazed And Tough As Most Of The Customers.

Victory Is Sweetest When You've Know Defeat. Ability Will Never Catch Up With The Demand For It. You Pay For Everything, Even Including Speaking Your Mind (with Or Without One). Too Many People Overvalue What They Are Not And Undervalue What They Are.