If You Don't Know What Sex Is

I Always Feel Like I Am On The Dark Side Of The Tracks. I Feel I'm No Good. I Can't Read.

There Are No Unsavable Souls.

Just Take Our Name Off The List. . . . The Nomination Is Meaningless, Because It's Not Voted On By The Fans . . . .

Nobody Ever Told Me, I Found Out For Myself, You Got To Believe In Foolish Miracles.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.