If You Could Use Your Brain Like

People That Haven't Seen Us Yet Are Shocked Because They Think That Alice Cooper Must Be A Female Folksinger. They Don't Expect The Whole Thing.

I Was Nervous. I Mean, I'd Met The Beatles, And Elvis, And Everybody, But This Was Salvador Dalí . This Was Like My History.

From The Moment I Leave My House Or My Hotel Room, The Public Owns Me. The Public Made Alice Cooper And I Can't Imagine Ever Turning My Back On My Fans.

I Ain't Got A Job Cause I Ain't Got A Car, So I'm Looking For A Girl With A Job And A Car.

When I Was A Kid And My Parents Started Talking About Politics, I'd Run To My Room And Put On The Rolling Stones As Loud As I Could. So When I See All These Rock Stars Up There Talking Politics, It Makes Me Sick... If You're Listening To A Rock Star In Order To Get Your Information On Who To Vote For, You're A Bigger Moron Than They Are. Why Are We Rock Stars? Because We're Morons. We Sleep All Day, We Play Music At Night And Very Rarely Do We Sit Around Reading The Washington Journal.