If You Can Find Humour In Anything,

Criticizing Is Easy, Art Is Difficult.

Whenever Your Kids Are Out Of Control, You Can Take Comfort From The Thought That Even God's Omnipotence Did Not Extend To His Kids.

Women Don't Want To Hear What You Think. Women Want To Hear What They Think - In A Deeper Voice.

Fatherhood Is Pretending The Present You Love Most Is Soap-on-a-rope.

You Can Turn Painful Situations Around Through Laughter. If You Can Find Humor In Anything, Even Poverty, You Can Survive It.