If Writers Wrote As Carelessly As Some

All Cannot Be Lost When There Is Still So Much Being Found

Everyone Should Be Able To Do One Card Trick, Tell Two Jokes, And Recite Three Poems, In Case They Are Ever Trapped In An Elevator.

Stop Saying No Offense,” I Said, “when You Say Offensive Things. It’s Not A Free Pass.

You Can Invent Things Like Automatic Popcorn Poppers. You Can Invent Things Like Steam-powered Window Washers. But You Can’t Invent More Time.

Or Why You Are Wearing A Picture Of Santa Clause On You Shirts, But-” “it’s Herman Melville.