If Women Only Knew The Extent Of

I Gather From A Lawyer That There Was A Rehearsal Yesterday. We Haven't A Hope. I Know The Presiding Judge Too: I've Had The Misfortune To Sleep With His Wife. He Was Specially Picked.

Avoid All Haste; Calmness Is An Essential Ingredient Of Politeness.

A Woman Who Writes Commits Two Sins; She Increases The Number Of Books, And Decreases The Number Of Women.

If We Are To Abolish The Death Penalty, I Should Like To See The First Step Taken By Our Friends The Murderers.

A Widow Is Like A Frigate Of Which The First Captain Has Been Shipwrecked.