If We Have To Tell Hollywood Good-by,

It Isn't That Gentlemen Really Prefer Blondes, It's Just That We Look Dumber.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes... But Gentlemen Marry Brunettes.

Any Girl Who Was A Lady Would Not Even Think Of Having Such A Good Time That She Did Not Remember To Hang On To Her Jewelry.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

In Its Heyday, Hollywood Reflected, If It Did Not Actually Produce, The Sexual Climate Of Our Land.