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Of All Creatures On Earth, We Humans Have The Highest Level Of Stupidity.

The Prime Of Life Is That Fleeting Time Between Green And Over-ripe.

If Television Encouraged Us To Work As Much As It Encourages Us To Do Everything Else, We Could Better Afford To Buy More Of Everything It Advertises.

Older Generations Are Living Proof That Younger Generations Can Survive Their Lunacy.

Failure Can Be Bought On Easy Terms; Success Must Be Paid For In Advance