If We Could Just Find Out Who's

The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And Sometimes It Rains.

Why Do We Say Something Is Out Of Whack? What Is A Whack?

I Loved The Angiogram. They Stick A Thing In Your Thigh And It Goes All The Way Up To Your Heart. Isn't That A Thrill? Well, At Least The Nurse Scored Thigh.

Golf Is An Arrogant, Elitist Game That Takes Up Entirely Too Much Space In This Country.

Every Time You're Exposed To Advertising In America You're Reminded That This Country's Most Profitable Business Is Still The Manufacture, Packaging, Distribution, And Marketing Of Bullshit. High-quality, Grade-a, Prime-cut, Pure American Bullshit.