If Thou Hast Wit And Learning, Add

The Moral And Religious System Which Jesus Christ Transmitted To Us Is The Best The World Has Ever Seen, Or Can See.

If You Want A Neat Wife, Choose Her On A Saturday.

Take Courage, Mortal; Death Can't Banish Thee Out Of The Universe.

If You Would Not Be Forgotten, Do Things Worth Remembering.

Diligence Overcomes Difficulties; Sloth Makes Them.