If This Whole Writing Thing Doesn't Work

When I Do Encounter Young Women Or Aspiring Filmmakers Who Tell Me That I've Inspired Them Or That My Work Means Something To Them, That's Amazing. That's Really Exciting!

Couture Gowns Are Like Gremlins; You Can't Expose Them To Bright Light Or Get Them Wet.

I Want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I Don't Know Why. I Don't Think She Necessarily Looks Like Me Or Acts Like Me, I Just Think She's A Cool Actress And She Could Play Me, So There You Go.

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

It Doesn't Matter If They're In Front Of The Camera Or Behind The Camera. I Know Women Who Are Producers Who Are Surviving On Nothing But Juice And Almonds.