If There's Anything I Hate, It's The

I Have Been A Lucky Man. But Someone Has To Be.

Why Do I Write? I Write To Entertain My Friends And To Exasperate Our Enemies. To Unfold The Folded Lie, To Record To Truth Of Our Time, And, Of Course, To Promote Esthetic Bliss.

Women Who Love Only Women May Have A Good Point.

The Rich Can Buy Everything But Health, Virtue, Friendship, Wit, Good Looks, Love, Pride, Intelligence, Grace, And, If You Need It, Happiness.

Readers, Not Critics, Are The People Who Determine A Book's Eventual Fate.