If There's A Heaven, I Hope To

Now I Usually Try Not To Give Advice. Information, Yes, Advice, No. But, What Has Worked For Me May Not Work For You. Well, Take For Instance What Has Worked For Me. Wigs. Tight Clothes. Push Up Bras.

I Write What I Write, Say What I Say, 'cause I Feel What I Feel, And If I Did It Different, It Would Make Me A Liar! So I'd Rather Be An Honest Person Than A Good Liar.

Love Is Only As Strong As Your Weakest Moment.

I Don't Have Maids Or Servants, And My Husband And I Love Waking Up Early And Going To The 24-hour Supermarket When There Is Nobody Else There.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'