If There Was A Jane Austen Camp,

Next Time You Want To Hit Me Hit Me With A Baseball Bat Or A Crowbar!

I Do A Good Job Of Blocking Painful, Unnecessary Things From My Memory.

Jasper? What Do Vampires Do For Bachelor Parties? You're Not Taking Him To A Strip Club, Are You?

It's Like Pain, This Pleasure.

I Ached For The Difference Between Carlisle And Me - That He Could Touch Her So Gently, Without Fear, Knowing He Would Never Harm Her.