If There Was A Jane Austen Camp,

Bella: How Could I Live With Myself When It’s My Fault? None Of You Should Be Risking Yourselves For Me – Jasper: Bella, Bella, Stop. You’re Worrying All The Wrong Things, Bella. Trust Me On This – None Of Us Are In Jeopardy… Our Family Is Strong. Our Only Fear Is Losing You. Bella: But Why Should You – Alice: It’s Been Almost A Century That Edward’s Been Alone. Now He’s Found You. You Can’t See The Changes That We See, We Who Have Been With Him For So Long. Do You Think Any Of Us Want To Look Into His Eyes For The Next Hundred Years If He Loses You?

Are You Referring To The Fact That You Can't Walk Across A Flat, Stable Surface Without Finding Something To Trip Over?

I Felt Like I Was Staring Out Across An Ocean That I Was Going To Have To Swim From Shore To Shore Before I Could Rest Again.

I Don't Have Any Leeches On My Speed Dial." — Jacob Black

Would You Please Tell Me What You Are Thinking? Before I Go Mad?