If There Is Something You Must Do

The Ideal Home: Big Enough For You To Hear The Children, But Not Very Well.

If An Article Is Attractive, Or Useful, Or Inexpensive, They'll Stop Making It Tomorrow; If It's All Three, They Stopped Making It Yesterday.

When Threatened, The First Thing A Democracy Gives Up Is Democracy.

Cash Is The One Gift Everyone Despises And No One Turns Down.

When The Pressures Really Mount, The Neurotic Must Choose: Shall He Have A Good Cry, Or Set Fire To His Neighbor's House?