If There Is One Thing I Will

There Is Only One Whedon, And I Am His Prophet.

By Your Logic I Should Also Be In Charge Of Solinade Dances, Needlework, And Horse Thieving.

If Your Name Is Getting Too Heavy, You Should Have Kvothe Give You A New One.

I Was Just Wondering Why You're Here.

Clean, Quick, And Easy As Lying. We Know How It Ends Practically Before It Starts. That's Why Stories Appeal To Us. They Give Is The Clarity And Simplicity Our Real Lives Lack.