If There Is A God, Why Did

You Now Have The Least Amount Of Time You've Ever Had, To Do Everything You've Ever Wanted To Do. Enjoy Your Life. You Only Get One

People Confuse The Subject Of The Joke With The Target Of The Joke, And They're Very Rarely The Same.

Where's Our Paul Newmans? Where's Our Robert Redfords? We've Got Jason Statham, Who Is Great... Blue Collar And Cool, Which Is Fantastic. And We've Got Hugh Grant, Which Is Great. But Where's This Crossover, This Blue Collar Guy Who Is Cool? Where Is Our James Dean? Where Is Our John Travolta And Steve Mcqueen?

I Want To Get All The Nations Of The World Together, It Doesn't Matter What Colour Or Creed, And I Want To Sit Them Down And Say: "guys, The Office Is Still Available On Dvd."

Be Happy. It Really Annoys Negative People.