If The World Was An Etch-a-sketch, Glaciers

I Do Cagefight Commentary In My Spare Time.

Like Bees Creating A Beehive Or Ants Creating An Anthill We're All Moving Along Creating Something And We're Not Sure What It Is.

My Company Is Called Talking Monkey, Inc. It's Because That's What I Think All People Are: Talking Monkeys.

The Two Things I Understand Best Are Stand-up Comedy And Martial Arts. And Those Things Require An Ultimate Grasp Of The Truth. You Have To Be Objective About Your Skills And Abilities To Compete In Both.

Richard Pryor Is, In My Mind, The Most Honest Comedian. He Bared His Soul To People. I Think That's Why Everybody Loved Him So Much.