If? The Word Is When.

Kill Me, And Be Cursed. You Are No King Of Mine.

Littlefinger: A Trade Envoy From Lys Once Observed To Me That Lord Stannis Must Love His Daughter Very Well, Since He'd Erected Hundreds Of Statues Of Her All Along The Walls Of Dragonstone. Tyrion: My Lord, Those Are Gargoyles.

Once, I Cut Off A Man's Head, But He Did Not Know It Until He Tried To Brush His Hair. Then It Fell Off.

Don't Write Outlines; I Hate Outlines.

Control Your Generosity When Dealing With A Chronic Borrower.