If The Audience Knows You Can Be

I've Got A Ferrari. Vroom! I Do 104 From The Garage To The Front Door.

Any Husband Who Says, "my Wife And I Are Completely Equal Partners," Is Talking About Either A Law Firm Or A Hand Of Bridge.

Why Do Kids Always Say Peace Out, I Though Peace Was In.

When A Person Has A Gun, Sometimes Their Mind Clicks That This Thing ... Will Win Arguments And Straighten People Out.

It's More Blessed To Give Than To Receive - Especially Kittens.