If The Army Helped Towards My Tuition

I Always Wanted To Be A Muppet.

My Dad Was In The Army. The Army's Not Great Pay, But, You Know, We Moved From Army Patch To Army Patch Wherever That Was. The Army Also Contributed To Sending Me Off To Boarding School.

I Write, "give Me Reason But Don't Give Me Choice, Because I'll Make The Same Mistake Again." I Think That's What Most Men Want To Be Told.

To Come Home And Share Life Experiences With Friends Is The Key To What Makes Me Feel Really Alive.

If You Get Up On Stage And Brag, I Don't Think That's Very Brave. It's Braver To Get Up And Take Your Clothes Off. And I Do That Every Night.