If School Days Are The Happiest Days

[on Hillary Rodham Clinton:] She Always Looks So Adorable, And She's Intrepid; She's The Biggest Bargain America Ever Got, Bigger Than That Louisiana Purchase From My French Friends.

Love Of Books Is The Best Of All.

If You Produce One Book, You Will Have Done Something Wonderful In Your Life.

A Newspaper Reported I Spend $30,000 A Year Buying Paris Clothes And That Women Hate Me For It. I Couldn't Spend That Much Unless I Wore Sable Underwear.

[on John F. Kennedy:] ... Now He Is A Legend When He Would Have Preferred To Be A Man.