If Sasha’s Threatened, Astrid’s Upset. If Astrid’s

Sunshine, It’s The Celt Wanting A Little Reassurance That I Haven’t Eaten You Or Anything. (vane)

You Freaking, Flippin’, Moronic Frat Boy!

Have You Ever Heard Of The Expression, Ladies First" "yes" "well, It's Truer In Bed Than It Is Anywhere Else.

Ah, Man. (talon) What? (wulf) Friggin’ Fabio Alert. (talon) Hey, You’re Not Too Far From The Mark Either, Blondie. (wulf) Bite Me, Viking. (talon)

Even If He Doesn’t Eat, He Knows The Cookies. I’ll Bet His Mother Stuffed Him Full As A Kid. (tory) Not Really. My Mom Wasn’t The Betty Crocker Kind. (acheron) (not Unless It Involved Napalm Or Plagues.)