If Only, If Only, The Moon Speaks

Whenever You Give Someone A Present Or Sing A Holiday Song, You're Helping Santa Claus. To Me, That's What Christmas Is All About. Helping Santa Claus!

I'm Not Stupid. I Know Everybody Thinks I Am. I Just Don't Like Answering Their Questions.

Wayside School Is Falling Down, Falling Down, Falling Down, Wayside School Is Falling Down My Fair Lady. Kids Go Splat As They Hit The Ground, Hit The Ground, Hit The Ground, Kids Go Splat As The Hit The Ground My Fair Lady . Broken Bones And Blood And Gore, Blood And Gore, Blood And Gore, Broken Bones And Blood And Gore My Fair Lady. We Don't Have To Go To School No More, School No More, School No More, We Don't Have To Go To School No More My Fair Lady.

I Didn't Become A Good Writer Until I Learned How To Rewrite. And I Don't Just Mean Fixing Spelling And Adding A Comma. I Rewrite Each Of My Books Five Or Six Times, And Each Time I Change Huge Portions Of The Story.

I'm No Good At Describing My Books. 'holes' Has Been Out Now For Seven Years, And I Still Can't Come Up With A Good Answer When Asked What That Book Is About.