If, On The Other Hand, Happiness Depends

I'm Already Suspicious Of Anyone Who Thinks He Or She Is Smart Enough To Be President. You'd Have To Have Some Ego To Believe That About Yourself.

Creativity Is A By-product Of Hard Work. If I Never Have Another Really New Idea, It Won't Matter.

The Teacher Who Knows The Most About A Subject Isn't Necessarily The One Who Can Teach It Best.

Where Some People May See Loving Grandparents, I See A Pair Of Feckless Boobs Who Can't Drive, Take Way Too Long To Shop, And Don't Even Have The Most Basic Grasps On The New Technology. As A Staunch Supporter Of The Principles Of Darwinism, I Think That Advances In Modern Medicine Are Starting To Overrule The Survival Of The Fittest, And It's To Our [youngers'] Detriment.

The Dullest Olympic Sport Is Curling, Whatever 'curling' Means.