If Obama Was White, He’d Be Up

Everybody I've Ever Worked With - 99.9 Percent Of The Time, I've Had A Successful Or Very Agreeable Experience With.

I Wanted To Be President Of The United States. I Really Did. The Older I Get, The Less Preposterous The Idea Seems.

When I Get Onstage In A Play, I Feel Very Safe, Very Protected, Very Fulfilled.

There Are People Who Would Rather Choke Than Go See My Movies. They Write Me Letters All The Time.

Cheney Is A Terrorist. He Terrorizes Our Enemies Abroad And Innocent Citizens Here At Home Indiscriminately.