If Nobody Said Anything Unless He Knew

Justice Should Be Cheap But Judges Expensive.

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.

A Dull Speaker, Like A Plain Woman, Is Credited With All The Virtues, For We Charitably Suppose That A Surface So Unattractive Must Be Compensated By Interior Blessings.

An Act Of God Was Defined As Something Which No Reasonable Man Could Have Expected.

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.