If Nixon Were A Republican Senator Today,

The Simpsons Will End As Soon As Fox Is Able To Find An 8 P.m. Comedy Hit To Replace It - So I Give Us Another 50 Years.

I Would Come Back To Public School For Usually About Half The Year. It Was Actually Better For Me To Be Out Of School A Lot, Because I Was Two Years Younger Than Everybody, Which Is A Bad Situation, Socially.

The Act Of Getting Married, Stripped Of The Necessity To Have A Secure Setting To Raise Children, Seems To Me No Less Grim Than Registering Your Emotions With The Government.

The Last President We Had Was The Smartest Guy Anyone Could Remember And He Did The Dumbest Thing Anyone Has Ever Seen In The White House So Go Figure.

When It Moved To Friday Night It Disappeared, When They Find Another Show That Can Do What The Simpsons Does, They Will Be Delighted To Do Cancel The Simpsons.