If My Wife Hears One More Report

Rick Perry Is The Perfect Candidate For Those Who Thought George W. Bush Was Just Too Dang Cerebral. And Adios, Mofo Is The Perfect Guide To His Record, His Rhetoric And His Remarkable Hair. You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Vote.

In Our System, Grand Juries Take Every Charge, Every Lie, And They Try To Sort The Truth From The Lies, And Then They Move Forward Into The System. And That's How The System Ought To Work. We Should Respect The Secrecy Of The Grand Jury So They Can Sort Through What's True And What's Not. And Someone Is Leaking, And If They Are Leaking From The Grand Jury Investigation, Then That's A Violation Of The Law.

North Carolina Senator Jesse Helms Has Signed A Deal With Random House To Write His Memoirs. Scholars Will No Doubt Benefit From The Reflections Of A Man Who Was Wrong On Every Major Issue For 40 Years. Helms' Aides Say The Proceeds From The Book Will Be Donated To The Non-profit Jesse Helms Center Where They Apparently Have More Experience Burning Than Publishing Them.

Politics Is Show Business For Ugly People.

You Can Drive Yourself Crazy Trying To Peer Into A Person's Soul--or You Can Do The Sensible Thing: Ask Not What Inner Motives Drive A Politician's Policy Choices But Instead Whether Those Choices Are Good For The Country.