If Me And My Girlfriend Were Fighting,

I Always Looked Really Young. I Matured Pretty Late.

Every Guy Has Feminine Qualities. You're Raised By Your Mother And Father, And So You Get Qualities From Your Mother And Father. I Was Mostly With My Mother, But I Think The Pictures Turned Out Good. Whatever.

Anything Above 40 Is A Little Too Old For Me. I Just Look For A Girl Who Is Funny And Has Nice Eyes And A Smile.

When Chuck Norris Stands In Front Of A Mirror It Shatters Because The Mirror Knows Never To Stand Between Chuck Norris And Chuck Norris.

I Want My World To Be Fun.