If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have

Snoopy: So This Is The Last Day Of The Year. Another Complete Year Gone By And What Have I Accomplished This Year That I Haven't Accomplished Every Other Year? Nothing! (he Smiles.) How Consistent Can You Get?

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

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Your Stupidity Is Appalling!" "most Stupidity Is!

Happiness Is Waking Up, Looking At The Clock And Finding That You Still Have Two Hours Left To Sleep.