If Life Throws You A Lemon -

We Live In A Quick-fix Society Where We Need Instant Gratification For Everything. Too Fat? Get Lipo-sucked. Stringy Hair? Glue On Extensions. Wrinkles And Lines? Head To The Beauty Shop For A Pot Of The Latest Miracle Skin Stuff. It's All A Beautiful £1 Billion Con Foisted Upon Insecure Women By Canny Cosmetic Conglomerates.

I Say, 'use It Or Lose It.' I Have My Own Fitness Regime, Which Is Centred Around Stretching, Free-weights And Fast Walking. I Also Have A Trainer Half Of The Year, As I Spend My Summers In The South Of France Where I Swim A Lot.

According To My Sister Jackie, Most Men Stray. And Sex Doesn't Mean Anything To Most Men. But I Wouldn't Date A Man Who Slept Around. Absolutely Not, I've Divorced People For That

The Endless Bonking Was Exhausting Me.

My Father Is Jewish, And I Look Exactly Like Him My Mother Is British, But She's Of French Extraction.