If Life Throws You A Lemon -

It's No One's Fault To Be Born Ugly, But, Honestly, Must It Be Worn As A Symbol Of Pride?

I Used To Not Be Confident. My Father Certainly Didn't Add To My Confidence. When I Was 17 Or 18, I Was Voted The Most Beautiful Girl In England By The Association Of Press Photographers. When They Called Daddy For A Comment, He Said, 'i'm Amazed. She's A Nice Looking Girl, But Nothing Special.'

Of Course It's True: The Public Want To See Young People - Young People Are The People Who Go To The Cinema. It's A Sad Fact Of Life, But You've Got To Accept It And Not Whine About It.

I Think Bare Legs In Winter Are Idiotic. Unless Your Naked Pins Are Toned, Tanned And Veinless, It's Best To Cover Up. There Is Nothing More Elegant In Winter Than Dark Tights Worn With Matching Knee-length Boots And A Belted Trench Coat.

From The Age Of 17 I Was A Pin-up Girl. I Did It For 30 Years And, Quite Frankly, It Gets A Bit Boring.