If Lawyers Are Disbarred And Clergymen Defrocked,

I Went To A Bookstore And Asked The Saleswoman, 'where's The Self-help Section?' She Said If She Told Me, It Would Defeat The Purpose.

Scratch Any Cynic And You Will Find A Disappointed Idealist.

On The Other Hand, Pot Opens Windows And Doors That You May Not Be Able To Get Through Any Other Way.

By Elimination, Dishonesty Is The Second-best Policy.

Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Full. Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Empty. I Think Of The Glass As Too Big.