If Kisses Were What You Were Looking

I Wonder What It's Like To Live In Tinaville. I Get The Feeling It's Very Shiny There.

I Mean It. Like, People Always Talk About How God Doesn’t Ever Give You More Than You Can Handle, But I’m Telling You Right Now, I Cannot Handle This. This Is Just Too Much!

If You Have To Say “no Offense” To Someone, You Have Already Offended Them.

Of Course. I Was On The Run From Evil Spirits That Wanted To Kill Me And Now, According To The Local Paper, The Law. Yet Richard Smith, Cemetery Sexton And Death Deity Scholar, Had A Book For Me To Read In All My Copious Spare Time.

But I Let It Slide, Because, Hello, Hot Guy.