If Jesus Doesn't Have A Sense Of

I Began My Day As I Often Begin My Days, By Checking Donald Trump's Twitter Feed To See How Far The Crazy Has Spread. And Today, I Really Think He's Off His Meds, Because Today He Went From Crazy To Cruel.

God Works In Mysterious Ways But At Least He Works, He's Never On Welfare In A Mysterious Way.

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

Like All Great Theologies, Bill [o'reilly]'s Can Be Boiled Down To One Sentence: There Must Be A God, Because I Don't Know How Things Work.

There Hasn't Been A Scandal This Big At The C.i.a. Since (classified) Committed (censored) To (redacted).