If Jack's In Love, He's No Judge

Three Things Are Men Most Likely To Be Cheated In, A Horse, A Wig, And A Wife.

Tolerate No Uncleanliness In Body, Clothes, Or Habitation.

I Was Surprised To Find Myself So Much Fuller Of Faults Than I Had Imagined, But I Had The Satisfaction Of Seeing Them Diminish.

Be Civil To All; Serviceable To Many; Familiar With Few; Friend To One; Enemy To None.

Plough Deep While Sluggards Sleep.