If Jack's In Love, He's No Judge

When Passion Rules, She Never Rules Wisely.

Don't Overload Gratitude; If You Do, She'll Kick.

But In This World Nothing Is Sure But Death And Taxes. [fr., Mais Dons Ce Monde, Il N'y A Rien D'assure Que Le Mort Et Les Impots.]

The Tongue Offends And The Ears Get The Cuffing

The Best Tranquilizer Is A Clear Conscience.